zayn is the best dressed at the vmas and he isn’t even there




i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you


yall even if zayn gets nominated he probably wont do it he looks like he dont fuck with anything lower than 30 degrees celsius unless its his damn lizard

“what the fffffffffffffffheck”
— me trying to be more family friendly (via gnarly)


you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face